Cookies Delta-9 THC Seltzer – Adios MF (4 Pack)

Cookies Delta-9 THC Seltzer – Adios MF (4 Pack)

Elevate your refreshment with the Cookies Delta-9 THC Seltzer – Adios MF, a crisp and delicious cannabis-infused beverage designed for a smooth, uplifting experience. Crafted with premium hemp-derived Delta-9 THC, this seltzer provides a fast-acting and balanced buzz without the calories or sugar of traditional edibles. (Adios Mother F*cker – 4 Pack – Cookies)

Key Features:

• 10mg of Hemp-Derived Delta-9 THC: Perfectly dosed for a mild to moderate euphoric effect.
• Fast-Acting Formula: Effects felt within 15–30 minutes for a smoother onset compared to edibles.
• Zero Sugar & Low-Calorie: Enjoy guilt-free refreshment without the extra additives.
• Crisp, Refreshing Flavor: A bold, blue, and boozy blend reminiscent of the classic AMF cocktail.
• Discreet & Convenient: A great alternative to alcohol for socializing, unwinding, or enhancing creativity.

How to Enjoy:

• Chill & Shake Lightly: Best served cold for maximum refreshment.
• Start Slow: Sip and wait 30 minutes to gauge effects before consuming more.
• Enjoy the Vibes: Perfect for social settings, relaxation, or a light, euphoric experience.

Experience refreshment with a twist—this delivers a smooth, clean buzz with every sip. Cheers to elevated moments!

Important Notes:

• Contains <0.3% Δ⁹ THC by dry weight, compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill.
• Intended for adult use only. Keep out of reach of children.
  
• May cause drowsiness or impair ability to operate machinery or drive.
  
• Not recommended for use during pregnancy or breastfeeding.
  
• Those subject to drug testing should avoid use—product contains trace THC.

Compliance Notice: Cookies products are derived from compliant hemp sources and contain <0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Consult your healthcare provider before use.